An apology to Canadians

I just want to extend a heart-felt apology to all of my Canadian friends out there. I know you would rather not claim him, but you gotta admit that Cruz the Creepy Canadian has that perfect alliteration. :-*

I’m sure that you would rather be all over¬†American media for other things, like hockey, poutine, maple syrup, or Justin Bieber. They may be stereotypical, but at least they’re not embarrassing. Well, all but that last one.