I just want to extend a heart-felt apology to all of my Canadian friends out there. I know you would rather not claim him, but you gotta admit that Cruz the Creepy Canadian has that perfect alliteration. :-*
I’m sure that you would rather be all over American media for other things, like hockey, poutine, maple syrup, or Justin Bieber. They may be stereotypical, but at least they’re not embarrassing. Well, all but that last one.